- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

What do you call a man who can't sing. Untalented and he should probably find a new profession

why did the boy die? because he got shot

Q: What happened when Paul couldn't decide on Pornhub or Redtube. A: nothing since he doesn't have a d***

How's the weather? Good.

What does a black guy and an apple have in common? They're both apples except for the black guy

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET.

What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A horrible boating accident.

how many dead babies can you fit into a blender? 17 how do you get them out? Tortilla chips, but you'd be arrested by that time anyway because you just murdered 17 babies

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Nothing, he was in tremendous pain.

What did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? AIDS

Chuck norris is seen standing outside a bakery in Paris holding numchucks. He just finished lunch

Roses are red, violets are blue. Your definitely a virgin, too bad your mom isn't too.

A guy walks into a bar. He has a couple beers, gets in his car and goes home. He got arrested on the way because it is illegal to drink and drive.

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

The Chinese government. The way they treat their citizens just isn't funny.

What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

What did the bird say to the fence? Chirp.

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

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