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Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

An old man walks into a bar. It was, a metal cylinder, not unlike a short carbon rod, and not the drinking establishment he normally frequents, named O'Malley's Pub and Eatery, which was, in fact, next to the the building with the protruding metal bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

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Why did the father smash his sons head into the dentist's building? Because he had a locker in his mouth. Also, equestrian.

Wanna hear a joke? that disabled guy who wants to climb mount everest.

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew. One's a tasty delicious snack and the other one's a pizza.

Several of our "name brothers" have been attacked threatened and questioned almost every night since when we last talked on the phone, it turns out that these people are not after me. But after you, they have no idea that I retired years ago, and while their information is limited, you got yourself someone that is selling information on the deep web intentionally, as far as we know he might be selling you out piece by piece, and as of this point, you might be in dire danger.

what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

What ever happened to the bartender that asked, "Why the long face?" He was punched hard on the face for asking a stupid cliche!

What is red? A rock painted red

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Why did the student cry when he got an F on the test? because his dad beats him.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeleine mecanne.

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

A Black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black guy. Its his car.

why did the baby fall out of the crib? it was dead

What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

Q: What's the best way to eat lasagna A: With a fork, although a spoon is a fine substitute

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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