Your momma's so fat that when she looked in the mirror she broke down crying and threw up in the toilet because she is belemic.

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

Haha, I get it..

Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a blender ? A. 37 but you can try and prove me wrong

What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

wounds are red bruises are blue I've got five fingers the middle ones for you

A woman walks into a bar.

How do you sink a Polish battleship? You breach the hull.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

Y u do dis?

Why was the blonde staring at a container of orange juice? She wanted to make sure that it did not contain any pulp.

Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

Q: Why can't sally play on the swing? A: Because she has no arms Q: Who was the first to climb mount everest? A: Not Sally

I love you! Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Squirrels are rabbid Yes mi this is a haiku!!!! I know ur reading this so grape grape grape

I agree to the terms and conditions

Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

While I was having sex... Just kidding, I can't get laid.

God

Why can't the toucann fly anymore? Because they're extinct

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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