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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

A mexican man killed a black man yesterday. It had nothing to do with his race, he just had a very rough childhood and wasn't taught moral values.

why did the kid die? his mom shot him

-Why did the man sue the train driver after he witnessed his friends death? -Because he was owed a duty of care.

Knock knock who's there? Boo. Boo who? Uh, Boo Johnson, your next door neighbor. Forget it I'll come another day.

What does a blonde say when she being raped? Ow it hurts stop... What does the guys who's raping her say? Oh shut up you know you like it...

Why did the white kid tear up while watching a segment on slavery? He got something in his eye.

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Sorry I am like so fucking wasted still, I keep giggling and laughing all of the time.

What’s worse than being ruled by Adolf Hitler? Being ruled by Joseph Stalin.

Wanna see me count to ten? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

Why was the black man eating fried chicken? He was on death row and it was his last meal request..

Albert your flies undone.

A man walks into a bar He goes to drink away the fact that alcoholism is tearing his family apart and that he lost custody of his three-year-old son that same day

Friends are like potatoes. I don't have any potatoes.

There were 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair because hair color varies depending on genetics.

WHAT DYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEAN YE DON'T KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Why couldn't the blonde get pregnant? Because she was dead, and her reproductive organs had stopped functioning.

Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. why? Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. See how easy it is to save with GEICO.

what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

Decode this; Hetay owcay aidsay oomay. Answer: ummmmm.... Let me think....ummm, does anybody speak pig latin?

An man walked into a bar. Unbeknownst to him, the bar happened to be a having a Rave party. The man, having epilepsy, proceeded to have a seizure. Luckily, a paramedic was there and saved his life.

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