What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

What do you call an African American witch doctor dressed in ceremonial robes flying a plane? A Pilot.

Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

What is the best joke ever? 1D

Q: knock knock who is there A;dunno go check

a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family

My friend was in court for stealling smoothies so i told him to plead innocent and received 10 years in a federal prison and a fine of up too £5000 pounds

What do you call a green land with wheels? Grass lied about the wheels.

oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

why did the boy die he had a raging case of cardiovascular disease

What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

Why did the man with brain cancer die? He drove his Segway off a cliff.

Human race: Let's play hide and seek! BOEING MH370: K faggotz :P

when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

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What to you call a heavy person, Someone overweight

What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

Knock knock

old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one and it is politically incorrect to assume otherwise.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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