Q: why did the cookie go to the doctor??? A: because he was sick

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Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

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What did the rabbi say at the party? Mazel Tov.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

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When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

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Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

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Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

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Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

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what do you call Mackenzie Phillips? five head

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Whats the difference between a field of corn and a dead body? The field of corn wasn't killed by severe blood loss and hemorrhaging after it was stabbed in the back, stomach and abdomen 27 times in 1987, where the escaped convicted serial killer buried it beside a river in Northern Dakota.

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An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

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cum on guys, gay jokes are mean

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Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

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Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

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What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

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A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

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Lucy laughed at the joke. Then realised she had gangrene.

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What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

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What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

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what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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