A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

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Why was i said when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

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Three girls are eating icecream one girl sucks on her icecream the second girl licks on her icecream and the third girl bites on her icecream. Q: Which of the three girls is married? A: The girl with the wedding ring.

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You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

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Can everyone please stop posting shit about my girlfriend because it seriously isnt cool.

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What happens if you go one louder? Nothing because you can't

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what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

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Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

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What green and has wheels? grass I lied about the wheels

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Women's rights.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A man walks into a bar, he is then escorted to the hospital as a result of brain trauma.

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What do you call a black guy that has a big white coat, an assortment of knives and a couple of women working for him? A doctor

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I can vote and I am equal to males in the work enviornment. That's what she said.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for doing nothing? A black man

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Your moms so stupid that she called me to get my number

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Q: A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? A:They both take turns, because they are driving across the country and it would be hard for one of them to drive the entire way.

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Why did I write this joke Because I'm board as hell

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A frog hops into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get you to drink?". The frog hops out and the bartender realizes he is talking to animals because he has anxiety issues and all of his friends leave him and he spends every night crying and waiting to be loved...so he shoots himself.

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I love it when i go into my classroom first thing in the morning, and the light are off... i always feel so Empowered... i walk in, and say Let There Be Light! while i lift my arms up and there was light.... omg! im god! O_O

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