- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You dropped something.... Yo lip

I got pissed off at my little brother... So I threw him out of the window.

how are a ferrari and a pile of dead babies similar? neither are good to have in your garage when the police come.

Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

What is white and smells like wood? White painted wood

Benjamin Frankin was playing with his Xbox...

Why did the boy eat the apple. He really likes apples.

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

How many pieces of gum are in 5 gum? 5. i meen 7

Justin Bieber.

All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

What super hero did they choose to be on the Blue Jays' team? Batman!

why did the girl fall down someone threw four monkeys and a refrigerator at her

Basically copying you.

How do you make time fly? You can't, time is the duration of events and therefore cannot "fly".

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I want to tie a baby to the back of a truck then reverse into a wall.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

Have you heard about the angry chef? He beat his children

Q:Where was The Declaration of Independence signed? A: At the bottom

Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

Do you work at subway? Because you are giving me a footlong. Yes, please, on white bread, with turkey, ham, white cheddar, and all of the vegetables. Maybe a little bit of sweet onion sauce and sub sauce. Sure, that will be a combo with chips. Thank you very much.

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