- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

Why couldnt the woman wear her new necklace? She was decapitated

Q. Why did the black man not get on the boat A. Because he gets seasick

a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat outside, people notice a rather large woman who is enjoying the weather and wearing a yellow raincoat.

Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the patient with narcolepsy? It wasn't. The patients were treated due to moral obligations. But the doctors that laughed had either been fired or warned, depending on if there were previous reports of exploitation of patients.

What did one jew say to the other? Hello.

"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

Why was David sad? Because he got his head stuck in a window.

Y' can't spell rape without ape.

why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

What's worse than getting AIDS from your boyfriend? Getting AIDS from your brother.

Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

Why did Lebron go to Miami? Because Chuck Norris told him to.

What did Mitch say to joe when he saw his fly was down? Nothing because he's a bagle

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

How do u keep annoying children off your front lawn? Molest Them.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your heart.

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