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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm gonna f*ck you with a rake.

What's black and white and red all over? A modern abstract painting

what is almost like Jesus? Jesus

A jew a muslim and a catholic walk into a doctors office. The doctor is arrested for raping a child and his office closes. The Jew and Muslim find another doctor andthe Catholic dies because he had aids

what do you get when you give an eevee a french stone? Napoleon!!!

Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

3 Blondes walk into a bar. One ducks, the other two are hospitalized with mild concussions

What did the man get on his birthday the week before he died? Obamacare

A possesed goat: "moo"

A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips violently.

Why did the Armadyl godsword penetrated full Bandos? Because the AGS went up its tassets

whats the difference between a door knob? a milk carton, because people have legs so they can walk !!!!!

Q-What was Hitlers favorite hobby to proceed in when he was sad? A- Manipulating populations and raping,torturing and mutilating the Jewish population.

"It smells like Up dog in here." "How do you know what the dog from the movie "Up" smells like? It's computer-animated and not real." "I...I think I have a brain tumor..."

In Soviet Russia my freedoms are severally restricted by communism.

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars...except for the duck

Whats the difference between a Bicycle and a duck? They Both have handlebars, except for the duck.

I hated hipsters before hating hipsters was mainstream. Does that make it sound like I have a fixed gear bicycle? Because I don't... I promise... What's a fixed gear bicycle, you ask? You mean you don't know???

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

A guy walks into a bar, has a few drinks with his mates and gets highly intoxicated.

A little boy was taken away in a black van with the promises of candy and a puppy of his very own. What he received? That fore mentioned, and more. The more? Ass rape

So everything, the chat we had before was all you know, a game so I would call you? I am not sleepy but I can wait until you can confirm everything.

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