- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What if someone sold your socks to a Jew? I would blackflip through the air and shit on his chest.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally.

What did one muffin say to the other? I'm baked... just kidding muffins are food and therefore can not speak

Why was Harry arrested? Because he stabbed multiple children.

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and due to genetics could not see well without the help of glasses.

It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

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What's good? Anything that is not bad.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as the bar was made of metal and the man made forceful contact with the bar which resulted him in saying ouch.

Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse begins bucking wildly, injuring three patrons before breaking through the front door.

Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

Two dogs are sitting by a fire hydrant. One turns to the other and says absolutely nothing because dogs can't speak.

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

Your mum is so dead, when I kick her she doesn't move.

What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

A special needs student walks into a girls change room, and is then escorted out unaware that what he did was socially unacceptable.

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