All these jokes are so much funnier when I read them during class, laughing my ass off and everybody's looking at me like I'm retarded

Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

You wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment. Just kidding, women are actually a very valued part of our society. Just kidding again.

Dusters blow stuff.

What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

Think of a number between 0 and 2 That's how many times you're going to die in this life

Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my soup! That's not a fly, it's a gnat.

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your P0rnagraphy to the public??? true. P0rnagraphy is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

Yo mama so stupid that she was tested and found to be mentally retarded.

Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

Q: What do you call men at sea? A: Sailors

A seal walks into a club.

What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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