Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman

A Black man walks into a bar. He then has a drink of Alcohol and walks home to return to his family.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

A: Hi I am a Mormon B: I know I'm one of your wifes

Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Who shit in my garden?

Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

What do you call a banana? A banana.

Logan's gay

What did the hooker get for Christmas ? AIDS.

a giraffe walks into a bakery, "can I have 101 brown loafs please?" the baker answers: "hmm I've got only 100 loafs is that ok too?" the giraffe says: "why the hell would I need a 100 loafs?!"

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

Where did the taxi driver put his suitcase down? celery

whoes considered the best trackstar in the world. the random jamacan who ran onto the field.

A black man, a white man, and an Asian man walk into a bar. The black man says, "My wife died in a terrible book-keeping accident.". The white man says, "My wife died in a terrible lightbulb-sorting accident.". The Asian says, "My wife died in a terrible geography accident.". Soon after, the bar was hit by a missile, promptly killing the three men.

Your mother is so bad at cooking that people often remark on how bad at cooking she is.

Q. Whats blue and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket Q. whats green and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket in disguise.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies nothing child abuse is not a funny matter.

A boy is eating with his family. A man in the next booth tells him "You are very handsome and you will be a movie star when you grow up." Then the man leaves. On the way out, the boy's mom says "You know he was drunk, right?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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