A Chinese man fails a math test

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

What is the difference between a duck and a cow? One is an aquatic fowl and the other is a farmland mammal.

Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

What did the husband say when his wife startled him as she appeared coming out of the kitchen? You scared me.

You know what rhymes with school? Hell.

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor dog

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

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Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he was about to be shot for attempting to assassinate the president.

Why was the boy afraid of the dark? he was blind

why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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