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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

What do you call people in a plane crash? Whatever, i wasn't on the plane.

They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

i am writing this because i felt like it.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

why did the bus roll down the hill? Children were playing in the street.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

Black people are the scum of the earth

Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

Why did the polar bear die? Global warming.

What's got eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs head.

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised that they are in the presence of a celebrity.

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What do you call a Muslim that walks onto a plane? A passenger

What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? By grounding her.

haha black people :D

"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

What do you call a limbless woman on a beach? Sandy

Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

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