What group of people do the police target? Criminals.

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How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

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What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

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So I'm at the office and I tell this guy, "Hey can you pass me the stapler. But when you pass it over, make sure there are staples in it 'cause if not, I can't staple anything."

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What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

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When life gives you lemons you have lemons.

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What do I do with all the wheelchairs after I boil all the vegetables?

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. That always nice, you dont want your dairy products to spoil.

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Q: How many nuns does it take to eat a dead racoon? A: 2

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A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

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Why did Little Jimmy cross the road? Little Jimmy doesnt have arms and legs, silly, he cant cross the road.

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What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

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Where was the declaration of independes? At the bottom

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Why did the parents order the 16 year old daughter to move out of Virginia? Because she lost her virginity

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my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

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Wheres my hood? Behind your neck.

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In some aspects, a fowl can be compared by many points to the Tyrannosaurus. But it is still comestible.

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Why did the football player walk so funny? He went to Penn State!

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When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

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Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

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What does it mean when you have big shoes? Either you were genetically born with big feet, or you are wearing sheos that are too big for you.

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What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus? A godless abomination that violates every ethical standard known to man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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