- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man running? He needed to get somewhere fast.

I work at jcpenny

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a statue of Mitt Romney? The statue doesn't change its position.

whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

What did the bird say when he was riding the turtle? Weeee...

What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

Whats similar about an elephant and a plum? Theyre both gray, except for the plum

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

Fire is red Water is blue Earth is brown Air is transparent

How do you get a clown to get off a swingset? Chop off his arms and legs.

Your Mommas so scary slender is afraid of her -_-

Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

so today i took a poop. hehe

Laura Pratz... not having a strong urge to tweet everything that happens in her life.

A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

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