We got him in about five minutes, the kid will already be exhausted by the point we get to him, r rather, he gets to us. Pretty quick for a small geek I got to say, the photography we got of him is an obvious Photoshop, but he seems similar enough I guess. I would call, but it seems someone has been messing with all other "Erron`s" homes and phones if I had not dropped mine, I would not have noticed we have been bugged for a while, pretty professional gear too,

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What did Tom get for his 5th Birthday ? Nothing, he died when he was 2 years old

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What do you call a shoe with milk in it.... A milk shoe....

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What's the difference between 4 and 6? 2.

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David Cameron

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Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

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Why was the dog crying? Do dogs even cry?

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

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why did corey cross the road? the green man flashed.

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ANTONI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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knock knock go away!!!

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Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

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whats black white and red all over an abused child

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What is the mexican dream? To jump the border

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He has to on his commute to work. He is a taxpaying citizen who does his 8-5 job to try and cut out a decent living for his wife and kids, so stop questioning the route that he takes to get to work.

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So, I was walking down the street. As i walked past a oak door an entrance to a mental institution, I heard a bored voice going, "eleven, eleven, eleven". My curiosity, like a cat, got better of me and I decided to take a peek through the key hole and see the eleven things being counted. As soon as I had my eye on the key hole, I was poked in the eye by a metal rod. Startled, I feel back to the street. And, sure enough, heard the same bored voice, going, "twelve, twelve, twelve".

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What did the average man say the the bird? HOODINI

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hey

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What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

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I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

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What's bigger than a moose? An even bigger moose.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

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