- Anti Joke

Q: what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? A: A very unfortunate individual.

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

if life throws you lemons you must be dyslexic

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

josh Roberts you speccy CUNT

A priest, a minister and a rabbit were seated next to each other on an airplane. They all had to pay for lunch.

whats the best thing about polio...death

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

Why did the blonde ask the doctor if she should get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anal surgery is the only solution.

What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

How do you kill a black man? You drop a fridge on him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If John had eight apples and he eats three. Calculate the mass of the sun.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Shit on her face

What can hitler cook well Steak

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I don't have a last name.

How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.