- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

Why did Helen Kelley's dog run away I'd run away to if my name was. Ughgughgughgiggughfufh.

What do you call a blonde with a Doctorate in Physics? Doctor (Dr).

The dewey decimal system

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

What do you call a purple chicken eating a bicycle? A purple chicken eating a bicycle

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

why did the baby fall out of the tree? the monkey dropped it. why did the monkey drop the baby? it was dead.

Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

-Whats not funny and has wheels? >What? -The Holocaust... I was lying about the wheels

What do you call a person in a morgue? Dead.

Why did the homeless man steal food from the local grocery store? He had not eaten in three days and was forced to steal or risk possible starvation.

Wh do you call a Zeebra without black and white stripes? A horse

What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

dyslexia is like gingervitus except they are exactly alike in possible little ways with gigantic raging boners CC

whats worse than god meaner than the devil. the poor have it the rich need it nothing

Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

A man walks into the bar and ask the bartender for a shot of vodka. He drinks the vodka.

your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

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