- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's one thing that bothers EVERYONE? Mother Theresa

what did the rooster get for his birthday? nothing

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

Why did the blonde ask the doctor if she should get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anal surgery is the only solution.

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

How do you kill a black man? You drop a fridge on him.

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

Your mom is so fat she could consider going on biggest loser, where she might be able to make a lot of money.

How many Ethiopian's can you fit in a bathtub? As many as you want, they'd all fall down the drain. JimBoto

Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

AIDS.

whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

what"s short , has a tail , and is amazing ? maddy cartwright i lied about the tail!

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?... CAUSE HE FELT LIKE IT, IDIOT

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

What do you call a black man stealing your tv? A thief

Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

What really killed Adolf Hitler? The gas bill

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

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