Why did the old man drop his milk? He had a stroke.

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What did the mexican firefighter name his kids? Jose and Pablo

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Knock Knock Whose there? Ben Dover Come in

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Q. What's short and black A. A little black kid

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the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

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Person 1: Ask me if I'm a truck? Person 2: Are you a truck? Person 1: No.

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A Horse walks into a Bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The Horse had cancer.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Why has there never been a Mexican on the moon? Because Mexico's government funding for their space program is insufficient to take them all the way to the moon.

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So a pirate walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender then looks down and realizes that the pirate has a steering wheel on his penis. "Sir, are you aware that you have a steering wheel on your penis?" the bartender asks. "Arrrrrrr! It's driving me crazy! I just woke up one day and it was there!" The pirate replied. "Well you should probably get that checked out soon, it looks like it could be very harmful to your health and slightly uncomfortable. Not to mention your penis is out in the open." "You are right, what was I thinking?" The pirate agreed. He proceeded to get his friend to drive him to a hospital, for drinking and driving is not safe, and steering wheels on penises are not healthy.

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A guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink and sighs heavily, waiting to escape the reality of his broken home, his cheating wife, and his high school dropout kid.

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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shut up kobe!

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Knock knock Who's there? NYPD you are being placed under arrest come out with your hands up.

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead

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A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

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What's a foot long and slippery? A slipper.

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Q: what's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon A: well the first noticable difference is that the watermelon tastes better.

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why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

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What do you get when you put a black guy in a blender. Why are you still reading....

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Roses are roses Violets are violets Sugar is sugar And you're a person

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A blind deer.

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Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

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why did bob fall off the swing Because he got hit by a microwave

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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