- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Neither did she.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

Where did the black man sleep? In his house with his wife and children.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

what did the black kid get for christmas? I dont know....whatever he wrote on his wishlist.

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Dave. -Dave who? -Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

Punching a baby

Why did the boy fall out of the plane. Because the plane was on fire.

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

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