Bee1:Boo Bee2:Boo Look i found 2 boobies:)

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What did the Turkey say on Thanksgiving? Gobble gobble.

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So a guy comes into a bar... And he is cited for public indecency.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock-eater.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Roses are multicoloured Violets are multicoloured Mushrooms are great

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Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains! That's the least of your worries you have aids!

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What did a man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Are you okay? Here, let me take you to the hospital." The woman is now healing nicely.

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What is cowboy say

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roses are red violets are blue cookie monster is gonna eat you big bird is yellow you look mellow dont forget elmo to

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why did dinosaurs get extinct? i don't know i was not there to see it!!!!!!!!!

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Worms don't like apples.

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

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Tell me fuck you Fuck you No fuck your mum

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Roses are red Heres something new Violets are violet not fucking blue

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What happened to the man who fell off a cliff? He fell

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How did the boy compliment the girl? He told her she had a lot of breasts. In return, she told him he had many penises.

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A man with tourettes walks into a bar, due to his disease he shouts unexpected profanities across the room; everybody in the bar bursts into laughter. The man cannot handle the pressure anymore and goes home. He opens a drawer in his bedroom and pulls out a gun and points it at his head. HIs wife of 15 years walks in on him about to commit suicide. She is horrified. He then looks at her and then down, and notices his one and only daughter by the age of 7 is by her side. The man ponders his reckless decision he was about to conceive. Moments later he and his family are holding one another sobbing in each others arms. A few days later the man diagnosed with touretts then goes back to the bar and shoots everybody there. After he killed everybody he curled up into a ball and regretted his decision. An hour later the police arrived and he was sentanced to life in prison for 3rd degree murder. His wife moved on and started a new family with his former best friend, and his daughter vists him every first tuesday of every other month. The man with touretts still cannot control his ticks and rots in jail everyday screaming obscenities for the rest of his life with no parole.

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What do Black people call their fathers? Dad.

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What does Malcolm X think about when hes horny? Sex!

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Whats long and hard and women like to suck on them? A popsicle or long lollipop

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Two blondes walk into a bar, but they are then puzzled as the door would not budge open for them.

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Who is Jim Wonderbread? A whorrible person

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Kindness is like peeing in your pants, Everyone can see the results, but only You can feel the warmth

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