- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

Knock Knock. Who`s there? The police, your family were killed in a bakery A German bakery.

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There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Q: When do you know you've had to much to drink? A: When the zebra in your belly button starts talking to you

What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

What do you call a man hit by a bus? Dead

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Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

An underage man walks into a bar. He then was shot and kicked out of the bar. An overage person found the body. What age is he? Normal Age

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Tyler is a downer and is always negative to everybody

What is the differnce between a baby and a watermelon??? One is fun to smash and one is a watermelon

How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

What did the man say to the teacup? Nothing. He was drunk and on the floor.

Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

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