- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile. get in the batmobile.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Okay, seriously I'm done. I try to make a joke but I don't think I can do it anymore. I'm not funny I'm just a little coward who offers nothing to life. I should just kill myself. Fuck this joke, fuck you.

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being chased by a wolf, who promptly ate the chicken when they arrived at the other side.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your mother is dead.

Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? She is a goner.

Robin, get in the batmobile

This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

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Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

Where do you find a vegetable? Where you left him

Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

So, theoretically, if we controlled the media, what would be different then?

What kind of bread makes pickles? Dill Dough

why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

Rose are red, I dont give a shit. When I think of you, I play with my clit. :)

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating.

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