- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a terrorist on 9/11? A terrorist.

Why didn't my marriage work out? Because I married a tangerine.

Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

What do you get when you cross an l with a line? A t.

Q: Why did the man get stabbed? A: I don't know.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

Why do vampires drink blood? Maybe if they existed you could ask one.

Why did the black 10 year old miss school? Because his grandmother just had a severe heart attack and the whole family is coming in to visit and pay their last respects.

A schizophrenic walks into a bar. He has dual personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

What did the arsonist shout out in the movie theater? Nothing. He set the exits ablaze and said absolutely nothing.

Q: What would George Washinton do if he was alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

How are a dead chicken and a woman alike? They both belong in the kitchen

Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

Why was the boy considered a bitch? His name was Jason Jubin

Whats similar about an elephant and a plum? Theyre both gray, except for the plum

knock knok Who's there The police, I regret to inform you your son was killed in a horrific traffic accident

What's green, fuzzy, and can kill you if it fell from a tree? A pool table.

A black guy and a white guy are in a car. What is going to happen? They will arrive at their destination.

Yeah i'm into fitness, Fitness whole pizza in my mouth.

A man walks into a bard with a politician, an Asian man, and a sailor. They all get drinks and have a good time.

Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

Why was the black man in school detention? For sleeping in and showing up late accidently

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