- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the boy drop his ice cream He was hit by a bus and he wasn't eating ice cream

Roses are red violets are blue your mother is pretty what happened to you.

Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

Q:What happened when the black guy walked into the bar? A:He bought a drink and quietly drank it until he was finished.

what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

Why did the black guy get kicked out of the bar? He was riding a jack hammer

If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

What's a pirates favorite element the periodic table? Gold.

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A man walks into a bar, he begins drinking and returns home visably drunk. His family disowns him as he is a recovering alchoholic who was three months sober.

What's circular and round A circle

What's the Green Lantern's favorite holiday? Hannukah

whats white and looks like paper paper

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

Steven and Daniel are playing with super soakers in the back yard. Steven says to Daniel: "You can't squirt me!" Daniel says to Steven: "Yes I can!" Daniel is HIV positive.

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. You wife was killed in an accident.

I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

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