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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How are a cow and a wall the same? They both go "moo". Except for the wall.

A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote, puzzles still don't.

What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? He looked at his gas bill.

whats the difference between a fur rug and a pile of dead babies? i dont lie on a fur rug to pleasure myself

A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

how did the cat call 9-1-1? very carefully as cats do not have opposable thumbs, making the whole situation rare, and semi-improbable.

ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Two planes walk into an office building

Have you heard about the angry chef? He beat his children

My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

What falls down, but never gets back up? A dead person.

Obama being reelected.

A: Knock Knock! B: RING THE DOORBELL YA DUMMY

Robert: wanna hear a joke? Robort:ok, shoot. Robert: BANG!

What's the worst joke ever? Justin Bieber.

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