A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

A man walks into a bar. Then he yelled and held his head in pain. :) www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

What happened when the ugly girl asked her crush out on a date? He said yes. He found her personality quite attractive

Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

Q: why did the blind man walk off the bridge? A: because he was blind.

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

Say silk 5 times. Silk Silk Silk Silk Silk Now what do cows drink? Water.

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead

Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

Wanna hear a joke? 9-11

Why Didn't LeBron James go to College? He was really good and decided to go to the NBA straight out of High School.

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

I had friends on the Death Star.

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

What is funnier than 24? 25! hahahahahaha!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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