A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

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A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have alzheimer's, cheese on toast

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What did the guy say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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How do you kill a blonde? Throw a fridge at her

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

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How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

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Why couldn't the little girl color in her coloring book? Her arms were amputated.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't, he died like everyone else.

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a blond walks in to a post... OUCH

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are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

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Why did the guy lie down? He was dead.

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Sex

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

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Whats black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

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Morning wood.

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Q. What did Michael Jackson say to the banana? A. Nothing, he's dead.

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Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

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What is long and hard that a bride gets on her wedding night? An erect penis.

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What do you call a horse with wings and a horn on his head? Drunk

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what did hercules parents tell him? You're adopted

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What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

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Two nuns in a bath, one nun says to the other "wears the soap?" the other confused replies "I am sure you mean 'where' is the soap" and hands her the soap.

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Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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