- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh yeah... You're mute.

What did everyone call the ginger kid? Jimmy as that was his name...

Why isn't Abraham Lincoln on Mount Rushmore? Because he doesn't have a helicopter and he's dead.

What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

Two carnivorous dinosaurs get into a fight. Carnage ensues and many baby dinosaur eggs are stomped on, and in the end they both die.

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch names

I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

What did the boy say when he got hit by a car? Nothing, he punctured his lungs.

What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

whats the stage after cancer? you die

Why was the kid hungry? Because he lived in Africa.

Why did Bob throw butter out the window, Because he is mentally retarded.

Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

Casey Anthony kills a baby

Why did the Japanese boy drop his sushi? He was hit by a tsunami

What's white, wet, and sticky? A tissue that I just blew my nose with.

Hitler.. Hitlar... Hillar... Hillary Clinton

Aww good to see you looking positive! He said to the boy dying of HIV

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