ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

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What should you do if you are being chased by a black man. keep running and if he tag's you, then you should try tag him back since this is a simple game of tag.

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Why did the plane crash. its pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

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Q: What is sad about 4 people in a Cadillac driving over a cliff? A: You could have fit more.

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WNBA

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Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

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what is very tall and red a very tall red building

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How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

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i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

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What do you call an asian pilot? A pilot you racist bastard

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My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

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Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

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What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

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Did u know that 10/10 people die?

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A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

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knock knock who's there me me who It's me your son who was in prison for 6 years for false charges of attempted homicide

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Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

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Christianity.

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Knock Knock Who's There Seventeen Thirty Eight I'm like hey what's up hello Seen yo pretty ass soon as you came in that door I just wanna chill, got a sack for us to roll Married to the money, introduced her to my stove Showed her how to whip it, now she remixin' for low She my trap queen, let her hit the bando We be countin' up, watch how far them bands go We just set a goal, talkin' matchin' Lambos Got 56 a gram, prob' a 100 grams though Man, I swear I love her how she work the damn pole Hit the strip club, we be letting bands go Everybody hating, we just call them fans though In love with the money, I ain't never letting go And I get high with my baby (baby) I just left the mall, I'm getting fly with my baby, yeah

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Three black men was in a car. They were going on holiday.

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when i'm away from home i sometimes get love sick, well they call it chlamydiae.

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What did the Wind say to the Window? (Insert Racist punchline here)

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How many feet are in a yard? It depends how many people are in the yard.

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