Roses are red, violets are blue you may not know this but I'm falling for you . <3

What was the joke about that woman with altsimers again? Ironically I forgot.

Whiney the poo and the blustery day.

Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

How do you convince a therapist that he is crazy? Hide in a fortress made of sporks wearing nothing but a belt, and start hissing and throwing paint at him repeatedly.

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1-1 was a race horse, 1-2 was one too, 1-1 won one once and 1-2 won one too

What did the doctor say to the actor? Your an actor.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's been bound and gagged by kidnappers who are holding her for ransom.

who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

An epileptic man attends a rave.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Very few things are worse than this international tragedy Over six million people died, most of them tortured before they died. But stepping on a thumb tack is way up there

Justin Beiber's Talent.

Why did the kid trip over the rock? Because he was diagnosed with serious autism, and might die soon.

Grandma used to say "you only die once." Years later, I learned the wisdom behind those words.

Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

What do you call something thats mostly made of wood, big, round and stupid A retarded version of the Knights of the round table

knock knock. Who's there... Mormans

Whats the leading cause of death Life.

"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

whats black, dirty, and full of trash? A trash can

Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

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