Why did the two children go sledding? Because they liked to sled.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in the street? 11 babies in the street.

What's better than winning the Paralympics? Having legs.

A month after the nuclear bombing of Hiroshima, a typhoon hit the city killing another 2,000 people.

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

What is worse than breaking your pencil? Flying on a magic carpet

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer...you will die

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

why is 6 afraid of 7? haha! because 7 ate 9 no because 7 is black

Roses are red Violets are blue I need a job Stop spitting on me

How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

What's the funniest part of a tomato? The skin.

I don't like Holocaust jokes. Anne Frankly they offend me,

How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

A Mormon walks into a bar

where did suzie go when the bomb hit her?? Everywhere

Whats the difference between cats and dogs? ....cats suck

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

What do you say to a friend named Alex? The Game

Why couldn't the dead man take a shit? He was severely constipated

I've never seen your mother, so I won't make any vile suggestions concerning her weight.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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