What did Steven Hawking get for Christmas? ------ ------ ------ A bike.

what did the downsindrome get for christmas?? A: Aids and a Dead wife

BOB:i feall like a hotdog JOE:u r what u eat BOB:no wonder your a d!(k JOE:f*** u

If I was trapped in a closet with you and a bear, and I only had two bullets, I would shoot you twice!

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

Who has no penis Religious Believers

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The chicken saw greater opportunities to find food on the other side

You know what's cool? Yep.

So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

A seal walks into a club.

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WHO LET THE GHOST OUT! BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO! Mortals: That was a bit funny...

What is the last bit of snow to fall from the sky called? Nothing. Meteorologists have not come up with a scientific term for this phenomenon.

Yo mama is so stupid that her IQ is relatively lower than the average.

How do you get your mom off a clown? hit your mom with an axe

A man walks into a bar, and says to the bartender, "Do you know where the library is located?" The bartender describes to him that the closest library is three blocks down, next to the red brick building with a green roof.

What's the difference between a duck? An orange.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? He has flourished throughout his musical career and is a very accomplished man, as he has won many Grammys

Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

Where do you find a quadriplegic? Where you left him

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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