What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

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You know what is really annoying? An annoying baby that wont stop crying while you are trying to do very important work.

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How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

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An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

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Knock knock Who's There? Woo? Woo who? Stop celebrating and let me in.

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Why didn't Michael Jackson celebrate his birthday? He's dead.

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How do you make a lumberjack cry? By murdering his family.

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.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

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What did the orphan get for christmas? Glaucoma.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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Billy was curious if gasoline burns, so he decided to...... .... O crap I'm late for Billy's funeral.

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knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

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There's three sisters: a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. They know she's not they're real mom.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a Guinness.

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How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

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What's funnier than a dead baby? An episode of 'Friends'.

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You can pick your ur nose u can pick ur friends u just can't pick ur friends nose.

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What do you call a dead black person? A corpse.

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Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

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Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

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Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

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I just met you, And this is crazy. So call me Kony, I stole you're baby.

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What did the fish say when it hit a wall? Nothing. Fish cannot talk.

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This one time at band camp music was played.

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Anti Joke

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