- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

Why did Elliot Spitzer cross the road? To go have sex with a hooker.

Q) What is the difference between an elephant and a toaster? A) Do you seriously not know the difference between an elephant... and a toaster?

800 people died last year. end of story

How did the Muslim girl get pregnant? She was brutally raped on the streets of Baghdad.

How did the stuntman die? He was gored by a buffalo on a trip to Yellowstone.

why is pie good. because it just is.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue U suck Dick Just Like Ur Dad did to u

why did the boy fly away because his mum shot him out of a cannon

When is Florida not the sunshine state? At night.

so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

-What animal has the best vision? -I hate when you try to talk dirty during sex

A man had come into a bar. No wait, it was a horse. A man had come into a horse.

Theres this black guy who goes to a gun shop and buys a .45 and then goes to get a permit and uses it responsibly....

Harry to Voldemort: Your mother is so fat, her patronus is a cake!

Q: What would happen if you threw a red brick into the black sea? A: It would get wet.

What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

I just met you, And this is crazy. So call me Kony, I stole you're baby.

Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

what do you get if you put a baby in a microwave? an erection

why did the girl go into the kitcen? she was preparing a meal for her well safisticated family which had not ate dinner yet that day.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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