- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

What do you call a Pokemon without a trainer? A wild pokemon.

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

someone says they've been "dying laughing"... no they haven't; they're quite capable of still breathing and functioning in every day life.

What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

CHORGLUND

All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

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How to find if your overweight? Ask your friend to make a big clay volcano, out of baking soda and vinegar. While its erupting if you're too busy eatin five course dinner. FAT

Jesus walks on water, Humans are 70% water, I can walk on humans, Therefore i am 70% Jesus.

antonio is ssooo shexy and smokes

Why did apple fall off the tree? Because Sally was holding on for dear life and she grab the apple. The apple was still in good condition; Sally however, not so good.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? no eyed dear what do you call a dear with no head? dead!

Roses are smiling, violets are trying to kill me. DId I mention I'm a paranoid schizophrenic?

A man walks into a bar. The second man sees the first man's mistake and ducks. The third man needs to take no precautions as he is a midget and can simply walk under the bar.

men

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

A gay man takes another gay man home after a wild night at the city's top club. They choose to be safe and not have gay sex.

You know what they say about big shoes? Big socks. You know what they say about big socks? Big feet. You know what they say about big feet? Big hands. You know what they say about big hands? Cancer.

what's the difference between two pieces of bacon and a blond girl? The blond girl is a human and it's against the law to eat her.

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