- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

What do you call a tree with no branches? A stick.

How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

What mouse walks on 2 legs, Micky mouse. What duck walks on 2 legs, All ducks you dip shit.

How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

Why was sally mopping the floor? Because she was a slave

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

I have aids

drugs.

Why was the kid hungry? Because he lived in Africa.

Knock Knock Who's there A girl scout want to buy some cookies to raise money for my cardiac surgery?

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Being sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

What's red, black, and green all over? A dead black bear. Just no green.

what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

Well that explains a lot, thank you.

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

How do you get a n***r out of a tree? Cut the rope

whats black white and red all over an abused child

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

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