- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere

wat is the name of a girl u can play connect the dots on her face laurie pisciotta

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

what did the boy with dyslexia get for his birthday? bad grades

"This is the best of all possible anti-jokes," said Pangloss.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

Two muffins were in a microwave. One muffin said, 'It's getting hot in here." What did the other muffin say? Nothing, muffins can't talk.

What's the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck; the other regrets having you as a child.

did you hear the one about the elephant with a screwdriver? me neither...

How do you get down from a horse?? You don't... You get down from a duck.

What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

Q : How many babies do you need to paint a wall A : It depends on how hard you throw

A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Nothing. His parents are dead and Santa doesn't exist.

What sound does a baby in a blender make? I don't know, I was too busy masturbating.

Man: You know what sucks? Other man: What? Man: Diarrhea... Know what's worse? Other man: No, what? Man: The smell.

roses are red violets are blue we're having sex cause i'm stronger than you

what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

these jokes are not funny but there funny because there not funny aaaaaaaa pissing me off

Knock knock ... Guess they aren't home.

I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

Roses are red,violets are blue you want me but i dont want you!

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