Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because Hitler took he's parents away.

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a man walks into a bar he has a drinking problem and we are all consered

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What sound did the man make? Splatt. He fell off a building.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Get in the car."

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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Guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. He goes to the restroom and urinates. He comes back and orders another drink. He goes to the restroom again and urinates. He comes back and orders another drink. Guess what happens next? A. He goes to the restroom to urinate B. He buys another drink C. He flirts with a very attractive lady D. Goes home and masturbates

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Once upon a time there was a boy who got ran over by a truck. No one cared.

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Whats worse than seeing your mom naked. Your dad.

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whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

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Why did the polar bear die? Global warming.

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What did the red-haired barber say to the father who abandoned him at birth? Nothing. The father sat to the side and read a magazine as the barber cut the hair of his legitimate child, failing to recognize the irony of the situation.

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Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas, therefore nothing

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What do u call a woman geometry teacher. Santains wife.

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why did winnie the pooh have his head in the toilet,? it was clogged.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

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Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

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Why do many men find it difficult to make eye contact? Debilitating autism.

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What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

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Je veux avoir des relations sexuelles avec toi.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

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What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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