What's the difference between Hurricane Sandy and Barrack Obama? One is a catastrophic event that resulted in thousands of deaths, countless power outages and homes destroyed, and millions of dollars in damages, and is said to be one of the worst tropical storms to ever hit the nation. The other is the President of the United States, who has put in an unbelievable amount of effort to fix our economy, create jobs, and make America a better place to live. So as you can see, the two things are extremely different. One must wonder why this question was even asked in the first place, as one is a human being and the other is a storm, making any common traits between them almost non-existent.

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whats wosre than stubbing your toe? being lost on a desert island being raped

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Roses are red Violets are blue you smaell funny just like my poo! this came from the BOTTOM of our hearts!

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!"

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What did the farmer that lost his tractor say? Wheres my tractor?

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your mommas so fat she has been advised to diet and excercise or run the risk of terminal illness

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Why was the black guy charged for murder? He killed his wife.

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Why did Greg move to the Lake District? Because his dog died and the family is in mourning.

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I like cookies... GIVE ME ICE CREAM.

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Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

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Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she had leprosy and had to have her legs and arms amputated

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a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

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why did kyle and jake have sex? Because they were gay.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, With a penis so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, If my ear was a cunt, that’d be strange.

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Friends are like potatoes. I don't have any potatoes.

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A man was running from drug dealers When they had him cornered he ran towards the sun and died

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a person of the jewish faith and a pizza is delicious food.

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I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

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Gus's mom

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How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

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84.52% of users disapprove of your post, plus or minus 3%.

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An Arabic Muslim is on a plane. He's flying to Chicago.

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What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

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What do you call people in a plane crash? Whatever, i wasn't on the plane.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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