- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

yo mumma is so smelly i can distictly smell her more than her perfume

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

why did the little boy cross the road? because he had been raped.

What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

Why does Billy Mays yell? He doesn't, he's dead.

Roses are red violets are blue I have a gassing chamber and you are a jew

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

What did the teacher say to the kid who got a 0 on a multiple choice spelling test? Wow your really dumb. Idiot

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

Why was the baby crying? Because it was just born and usually a baby cries when its born, if it dosent it usually means something is wrong, so the mother was happy to hear her baby cry.

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him. A horse walks into a bar Barman says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My mum died this morning".

Ambition is like a frog sitting on a Venus Flytrap. The flytrap can bite and bite, but it won't bother the frog because it only has little tiny plant teeth. But some other stuff could happen and it could be like ambition.

knock knock Who's there? ...Who's there?... opens door to find a dead baby on the front door step

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