Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Through forceful action.

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I have a phone, Don't know where it's at, Forever Alone FAPFAPFAP

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What the difference between some stoned and someone drunk? When your drunk you think having a good time even when you not and when you stoned your so high you think your a dragon ball z character.

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What do you call a woman that is on her period? -A girl that is expirencing a difficult to control flow of blood through the clitorus.

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What did Hitler say when he was dying? He said, "I'm dying."

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How do you upset Muslims? Kill their leader. Whoops, already did.

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Yo mamas so ugly that when she looked out the window, she was arrested for mooning.

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Whats the difference between a person with cancer and breakfast? Breakfast is important

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems rhyme This doesn't.

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Jim just got laid off at the office. He believes his life is going to hell, so he commits suicide. His wife then later was blamed for his death because they were having many arguments. She was sentenced to life and slowly rotted in prison for the rest of her life. Their children then are moved around from foster home to foster home and they grow up to be drug dealers.

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You are basically asking if I care for you, care for me, and if this could put us both in risk... There is no picking at this stage, why would I use you?

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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No!

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Totsie Roll totsie pop? Altough many tests have been done, there still isn't a certain number. There are many variables involved with this question.

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Three french men are in the car wearing sombreros. They're trying to get to Disney World.

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Why did the lorry cross the road? It was swerving to avoid a small child. Unfortunately the driver's reactions were too slow and he hit the kid. After a week fighting for their life in hospital the child fibaly died. There wasn't a scratch on the lorry though.

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why did the chicen cross the road? because it saw an excellent deal on hair products on the other side of the street.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He had no distinguishing characteristics whatsoever.

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K O O K A B U R R A . . . . . . . . . . ReTweet

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What do you call a man with no legs or arms trying to ski? Impossible.

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Why did the black guy fell from the stairs? Because I threw him

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A man walks into a bar After months of rehab he is giving in to his drinking abuse again and will ruin his life as well as his family

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why was the tolit stoped up. because it had phoo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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