What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

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Q: A squirrel a chipmunk and a spider monkey are fighting over these nuts. Who gets them? A: Your Mom ;p

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why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, I like Tities and so do you

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How do you fit 94 jews in a volkswagon? two in the front, three in the back, and 89 in the ash tray

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Moral

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why did the man take a poo because his rectum exploded

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Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

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i walk into a bar,and then proceed to be taken out because i am a minor -chuckles

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1Q: Quick! Ask me if I'm a lemon!! 2A: Your not a lemon 1A: :/ oh :/

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There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

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How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

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A squirrel is about to steal the eggs of a sparrow when the sparrow suddenly says, "Stop! I will do anything if you would spare my eggs!" The squirrel has no capacity to reason and so steals the eggs anyway. The sparrow is devastated.

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What is the difference between a duck and a cow? One is an aquatic fowl and the other is a farmland mammal.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

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What's 10 + 3 x 22 ? Cake.

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Life gave me limes. Now how am I suppose to make lemonade

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How did the marines cross the minefield safely at night? Under a full moon

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So, would you like provolone or mozzarella with that? Yes.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

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please thumbs this up to help rhinos with boners thank you

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At his sentencing, a judge tells a convicted murderer that he will be hanged at noon on one weekday in the following week but that the execution will be a surprise to the prisoner. He will not know the day of the hanging until the executioner knocks on his cell door at noon that day. Having reflected on his sentence, the prisoner draws the conclusion that he will survive the hanging. His reasoning is in several parts. He begins by concluding that the "surprise hanging" can't be on Friday, because if he hasn't been hanged by Thursday, there is only one day left - and so it won't be a surprise if he's hanged on Friday. Since the judge's sentence stipulated that the hanging would be a surprise to him, he concludes it cannot occur on Friday. He then reasons that the surprise hanging cannot be on Thursday either, because Friday has already been eliminated and if he hasn't been hanged by Wednesday night, the hanging must occur on Thursday, making a Thursday hanging not a surprise either. By similar reasoning he concludes that the hanging can also not occur on Wednesday, Tuesday or Monday. Joyfully he goes to his cell confident that he has been spared from the hanging. The next week, the executioner knocks on the prisoner's door at noon on Wednesday and prisoner is completely surprised!

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What kind of cheese isn't yours Nacho Cheese actually it depends on the type of cheese that you stole due to your kleptomania

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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