- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't the boy get anything for Christmas? His parents died the night before!

Roses are red Violets are blue My body is ready I want you

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why isn't this a joke? Because it's not.

What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

What do you call a sheep? something to have sex with.

A: What's worse than two dead babies lying on cement? B: The Holocaust? A: Yeah or something like that

Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

What did the one alcoholic say to the other? We are both alcoholics

Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... walks away

What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his toadstool.

Guess who is violent. Osama

Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

A Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They end up getting into a heated argument. After about an hour of back and forth they decide that each person has a valid point, agree to disagree, and go about there business.

What sits in the corner of room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler

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