Why would a woman be out of the kitchen? Because she is busy working, being outside, resting, or any other activity that does not include food.

Gay jokes arn't funny. "Come" on guys.

How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

do,Nt loagh at me I has dislecqsia

What do you call a bunch of hobos having sexual intercourse? A soup kitchen

what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely I should proably go to the hospital

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

A horse walks into a bar. It trips over a barstool, breaks it's leg, and is butchered and turned into canned dog food.

Drew Knowles is gay

what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

This sentance contains three errers

there was a turkey sandwhich..... a ham sandwhich.... and a bologna sandwhich..... they had a short conversation before they were eatin by a fat kid

You know what's a joke? Something Funny

What is black, white, and red all over? The Wall

What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

Do you like apples? Yes

Trees are my friends because they welcome me with open limbs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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