Knock knock, who's there? Doctor. Doctor who?

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A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

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wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend? My girlfriend is alive and 19 years older.

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You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

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Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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How many dead babies will fit in a bathtub? Seventeen

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What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

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Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

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Aww good to see you looking positive! He said to the boy dying of HIV

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

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what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

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Why did the downy jump off a cliff? I told him to.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

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Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

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Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

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Two men walk into a bar. Realizing that they aren't alcoholics and don't drink, they walk back out.

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Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

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whats dumb and small? dandruff

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What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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