Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

What did the mentally challenged kid get on his test? Drool

Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

why does my ass hurt? you have rectal cancer

Roses are Verbotten Violets are Verbotten Anti-jokes is Verbotten Everything is Verbotten boats aren't Verbotten

What is a poop on a poopstick? A pile of poop.

Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms! Knock knock! Who'z there? Not Suzy.

A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

Yes, I'll have the cordon bleu, see voo play.

What does an elephant and a plum have in common? They are both purple... except for the elephant

Why is the black guy afraid of the white guy? He's not, it's the other way around.

Why was the baseball player happy? He got married.

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Who kille the Mockingbird? George Bush: i wish i could know the answer for this question, but belive me i am thinking.

what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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