Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor and the doctor said "There is no cure for the monkeys in your head"

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Women drivers...

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Why couldn't Paul see. He got stabbed in the eye by two mexicans

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Whats worse then 10 black men hanging from trees? Kittens

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If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

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your mommas so stupid she has trouble doing things an average person would manage easily

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Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

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Did you hear about the guy who had his head chopped off? He's dead.

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Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

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Q: What did the prostitute ask the officer? A: Where were you stationed? I have a lot of respect for our boys in the Middle East.

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Voldemort's nose is so flat, that it looks like he doesn't have a nose.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with an alligator? Go take some acid and find out for yourself

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Nope, I mean you can try, but my phone is busted and the code on the chip my galpal here managed to finally get into the cell, has sixteen digits so damn small that none of us can read it,

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Wizard: If you could get any one thing in the world, what would it be son? Son: Another father that grants more wishes.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

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What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

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Why are old people such terrible drivers? As we age, our eyesight slowly deteriorates and our reflexes become slower. So, in order to be cautious, the elderly avoid high speed chases and such to maintain their and others safety. Or they could have alzheimers and not realize they are in a moving vehicle at all, it's really a tossup

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A black guy and a white guy are in a fight, who wins The white guy because they were in a fight over when the black guy was going to die.

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

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Why can't women play poker? Because they're freaking stupid!

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This will be the least popular anti-joke. Dislike this joke.

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Hi my names Sarah and I love baby's. I don't think I could eat a whole one though

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teacher: what do you call a math book with no writing in it?! student: idk what? teacher: a notebook! student: ok... thanks

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