Pete and Repeat were in a boat, Pete jumped out. Repeat was concerned-not only because his name was typically used as a verb and not something parents normally name a baby, but about why Pete would jump out of the boat? Pete wondered what to do next-should he jump in and see if Pete is okay? He also wondered if he should he change his name to Kevin.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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I like Pi. It can make circles.

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What did the Orange say to the Apple? Hi

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Penis.

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Your mom is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.

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What do you call a black man that steal from your shop? A thief

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What do you call a rich black man? A auntrapanour who simply enjoys making more money than any average person

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a man walks into a bar and quickly notices a young lady having a drink. He sits beside her and asks 'why the long face?' 'My mother was raped by a horse.'

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Hitler and Jews become friends.

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What do you call a blue colored dog with seven legs, that oinks? not a dog...

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A coach walks into the team dressing room at halftime; his team is down 42-0. He screams at the players, "You guys are playing like a bunch of grannies. No offense"

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Knock Knock Who's there? Not Harry Styles! - Louis

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what can you say about a midget dressed as a clown? he had a terrible childhood.

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What the person say to the other Person? Hi.

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Where are the first Cannibals in the Bible? A. 2 Corinthians 8:1

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Why did a little kid have a long face Because his face was stretched out by a truck wheel

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1100110001012....HOLY S@&$ A 2!

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what did the carrot say to the rabbit? stop eating me you son of a B*****

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what do you call a dead arab? a suicide bomber

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How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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Hi! This is Ms.McGruder you two boys in my office at 3:00 p.m. today

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My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

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What's worst than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Finding a grammatical error on anti-joke.

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