What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

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What is blue and feels like fluff? Blue fluff

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derp

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nickel back

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Girls soccer

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

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What do tomatoes, apples, oranges, lemons, and peaches have in common? They are all fruits.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side

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What has a fiery tail and is mentally handicapped? Charetard.

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Huh, I never succeeded in any of those, and I tried a lot. Please tell me you never gone with something nasty like that...

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

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Why did Lebron go to Miami? Because Chuck Norris told him to.

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What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

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Why did the black 10 year old miss school? Because his grandmother just had a severe heart attack and the whole family is coming in to visit and pay their last respects.

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Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

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An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

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A brown park bench was bought. After multiple years the color had faded, and the bench was no longer the same shade of brown.

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If a chicken and a taco cross a highway how many cats does it take to milk a turkey? Cactus cause the dog had two black eyes

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why did the man get a divorce? Because his wife had an affair.

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What is small, naked and covered in sperm My son

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

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My name is Nero, Angelo Nero, its Italian (or rather Roman) For Black Angel, and yes it is my real name, you will believe me once you see my passport, driving license, mastercard whatever, I am 32 years old and I wont tell you my last name because at this rate... You could probably just google me up and find it yourself. Seriously, I am latino you know that, romantic is in my veins, but hey, you never told me you liked that so if we agreed to sex, that was what I was going with... I did tell you that sex is kinda meh for me without the romance factor. The thing about your name being Tifa, is that you look A LOT like the video game character, I mean come on! You even got red eyes! (okay hers may be a brownish red but come on!) You should post a picture of yourself online and see how many guys find you really sexy... Then again, dont, I want you for myself. Sorry this is taking some time, I dont get any of these solvemedia crapcraps

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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