- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy get stuck on the toilet? He was Elvis.

What sound does a baby in a blender make? I don't know, I was too busy masturbating.

Why cant jonny walk? He has no legs.

What did the man do when he dropped his bar of soap. He picked it up

What hurts worse than a papercut? Divorce.

Why was Why added to why? Because WHy not.

How many pieces of toast can you eat in 1 year? well, it depends on how many pieces you eat in one day, does it count snacks, or full meals of just toast, can you eat even when your not hungary, if you throw up does it still count? If it is 1 piece a day, it would be 365.

What did the Mexican say when a house fell on him? Nothing. He's dead.

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. The squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because it is a squirrel and squirrels can't talk. The owl turns to the squirrel and eats it, because it is a bird of prey.

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

Q: What do sleeping pills and coffee have in common? A: Absolutely nothing

We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

I am white, you are black, we can be friends, racism was abolished.

Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

I was hungrey then i saw a man puke. Im still very hungrey. Then i threw up. Im not so hungrey

an atheist and a christian meet in a bar they chat about football, order some pints, and have a really good night.

What do you call a Jew A Jew

Why don't midgets live in penthouses? They can't reach the button in the elevator.

Why was the Pizza Delivery boy crying? He was sad.

Why are people so quiet at golf game? Because its such a boring sport.

If a tree falls down in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does God exist?

What do you call a guy eating a sandwich? Whatever his name is.

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