I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

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I'M JOSH BROWN!!!!!

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Why did chuck norris die Brain tumor

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A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

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What does an unemployed black man and a mexican have in common? They both like to shop at forman mills because they have reasonably priced clothing items.

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why did the Japanese father cry? because when america bombed japan in wwll it happened to kill the rest of his family

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there" "BOO" "BOO WHO" "No it's just BOO"

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a man walks into a bar he has a few drinks and announces to his friends that hes driving home, dave (one of his friends) tells him that its a bad idea and takes his keys off of him until the next day.

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So a ninja walks into a bar and he sees a cowboy and the ninja says i will kill you with my mad ninja skills and the cowboy says who needs mad ninja skills when you got a gun

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A murderer walks into a bar with a knife. He then stabs seven people and is then arrested shortly after.

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Why doesn't a chicken wear pants? Because, there are no tailors in the area who make pants suitable for chickens to wear.

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What is in the center of our galaxy? Some stars, space, and nebula.

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An Admiral walks into Ackbar...

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What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't. 

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An epileptic man attends a rave.

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Why did the vegetarian eat a steak? Because he was not a vegetarian

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What dies but was never living? The hopes and dreams of small children.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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Women's rights.

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what do u call a apple a apple

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Q: What's purple and flies? A: Super Grape

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What do you call a man who is walking into walls and poles? A blind man who really needs your help.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

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A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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