Take one: "What kind of assho... Take two "What kind of awesome people with no dignit..." Take three: "What kind of awesome people with most dignified self image would use this piece of shit s... Final take What kind of awesome people with most dinified self image would use this RETARDED PIECE OF MOLTEN SHlT SITE FROM FUCKING HELL?" Moral: "Technically I do not use it, I abuse it just like I did your mom... Hey, I am your dad by the way, that gives me the right to rape you whenever I want" NeroMetal I once fisted a velociraptor to death (I do not mean punching it in the face here if you think thats something), but that's not metal... I cant for the fuck bother to find out how to spell the fucking dinosaurs name... Now that is metal...

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what smells like tuna? my underwear

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Your mom is so fat, that when she went to the doctor, the doctor told her she had Type II Diabetes.

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What's the difference between an orange? A duck.

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What did the rapist say before the little girl got in the van? Get in the van

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we've got a drink named after you!". The grasshopper turns and says "You've got a drink named Steve?"

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Why is Cindy crying? She got a branch stuck in her eye which irritated her sensitive cornea so her tear duct produced a tear to help shed the material from her eye.

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whats worse than getting raped by your mom getrting raped by a giant scorpian

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Why did Sally drop her Ice Cream Cone? Because her dog licked her butthole.

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What do you call two banana's on someone's feet? Garbage.

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An Atheist and a Christian are walking along a sidewalk going in opposite directions when suddenly the Atheist sneezes. The Christian says "God Bless You!" Even though the Atheist doesn't believe in God he understand that the gesture was a kind one and so he nods and politely says "Thank you!" before going on about his day.

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I hate it when people dont finish there sen

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What grows best during the cold Winter season? The number of deaths among homeless people.

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whats 2+2? math.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was severely depressed.

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So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

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Where did sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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Yo momma's so bulimic, and there's nothing funny about it at all.

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Why was the young women crying Because her fiancé who was battling a severe Case of pneumonia just passed away

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What did the lamp say to the pencil? Nothing. Lamps and pencils are inanimate objects and are also non sentient so therefore are incapable of talking or listening or having any emotions.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had a gun to its head

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What's worse than bombs? Nukes

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i got 5 Fingers, the middle ones for you ?

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