- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the parrot say to the dumb man? Nothing

Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

How do you become a dragon ball super saiyan? You sit there and scream like you are giving birth for three minuets

What's black and white and red all over? The dead kitten on the road.

A dirty joke Three white horse's are walking down a trail one falls in the mud

Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

What do you call a white man who murdered his whole family? -a murder What do you call a black man who raped five women? -a rapest What do you call a Mexican with a leaf blower -a hardworking legal immigrant working twelve hours seven days a week to support his wife and three children.

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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How many jews can you fit into an ash-tray? none because the volume of a human is much greater than an any ash-tray

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

Why is ms Wolfe mean? Because she is a poop face

What did Grandma give little Ben for Christmas? a wheelchair

GUESS WHAT ?????????? THATS WHAT CAOMHIN

What do you call a blonde surgeon? Not stereotypical

Three jews walked into a bar I lied, it was a gas chamber

What bird can lift the most? i do not know, I suggest asking an Ornithologist

Roses are red, violets are purple.

what did sushi A say to sushi B? Nothing, because sushi is composed of aboitic fish, rice and other nutritious components and cannot speak

What's the song that goes like, duh duh da duh duh duh da da do?

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