"knock knock" "whos there?" there was no response from the other side but the knocking continued, the homeowner felt distressed so phoned the police...

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Happy Birthday!! Have some meth cupcakes.

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Did u hear about the fire at the circus? 12 people died.

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What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

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knowck knowck whos there? shea shea who? shea...duh!

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Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

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What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

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If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

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what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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pee

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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An atheist and a priest agree to a public debate. The priest doesn't make much of an attempt to argue because there is a young boy in his podium giving him a handjob.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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What is a jew in space? Dead

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

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Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

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An automobile mechanic busted an engine fuse. A prostitute had oral sex with a Marine. An Inuit hunter detonated a sea mammal with TNT. What do they all have in common? They all blew a seal.

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An under aged man walks into a bar. the bar tender forgets to ask for his ID and gives him a beer. That man was later fired.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

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Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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