Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

knock knock who's there me me who It's me your son who was in prison for 6 years for false charges of attempted homicide

dont you love porch monkeys? no.

Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

A man walks into a bar. Then he yelled and held his head in pain. :) www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his toadstool.

What is old and fancy and comes in two pieces? Marie Antoinette.

Q:How do you fit ten babies into a bucket? A: A blender Q:How do you get them out? A: Nachos

THE GAME

why did the duck cross the road? because his d**k was stuck in the chickens a**....

Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

What happened to the baby in the microwave? I don't really remember, I was too busy jacking off.

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Pigs have the emotional capacity of a five year old think about that next time you have to dissect one in biology

gingers

Roses are grey Violets are grey I live in Africa Give me water

why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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