- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his toadstool.

A Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They end up getting into a heated argument. After about an hour of back and forth they decide that each person has a valid point, agree to disagree, and go about there business.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

What did the one alcoholic say to the other? We are both alcoholics

What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

A: What's worse than two dead babies lying on cement? B: The Holocaust? A: Yeah or something like that

I regret everything.....

Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

What sits in the corner of room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler

Guess who is violent. Osama

Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

I am very humble.

Q: Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? A: Neither did she...

Roses are red. Violets are red. Your garden's on fire.

jibby jobby

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

sally was hit by a bus and lost both arms knock knock who's there? not sally

Yo mama's so fat because she has a glandular disorder that makes her fat.

What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

Pete and Repeat were sitting in a boat. Pete fell off. I hope he was wearing a personal flotation device.

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