- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Paper shield.

a dedicated fat guy joins a kung fu dojo he is asked to dedicate his like to his kung fu the fat man dose not he is already dedicated to being a fat guy

Johnny is walking around school when he sees a kid crying. He asked the kid what he was crying about and the kid said " I was trying to talk to a girl"

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

what is long on joe? Not his dick thats for sure.

How do you starve a zombie? You dont, they are allready dead.

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

Why did the clock say 10:30? It was a digital clock!

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

Q: what are very funny A: Jokes

knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

why are the Harold and Kumar movies really funny? the man who wrote obvieusly has a good sense of humor.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have altzhiemers Cheese on toast.

What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

Hello, I'm Mark and I have multiple-personality disorder. Don't listen to him, no he doesn't.

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

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