- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

Why wasn't the TV remote working? It was out of batteries.

Why did the maid have to clean feces off the wall? Because I shit cannoned it.

How did the jew win a marathon? Through hard vigorous training by running everyday and eating healthy.

a man reads his wife a poem "roses are red, violets are blue, and I love you." the wife talks to her brother asking why he changed the poem he said men do that cause they love you. later that night she got pregnant.

Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

Women's Rights.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

A mouse sniffed a peice of cheese. It was on a mouse trap and then it died in the trap.

How did the dyslexic, purple horse commit suicide? It jumped off the Grand Canyon.

what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

why are tree's green cause that's how god made it

Whats worse than a dog biting you? Cancer.

What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

When life gives you limes....... first you have some problem and second u throw them at people

Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

I LOVE MASTURBAITING ALL DAY!!!!

Knock knock Who's there No one. The house has been vacant for years.

A man is sitting on a park bench crying. A blonde walks by and asks him why he's sad. The man proceeds to explain he just lost his children in a custody battle with his ex wife.

A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

How did baby Bobby spend his summer vacation? He didn't, he died from heat exhaustion.

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