Why do fat people make such good slaves? They're too fat and lazy to escape. Unfortunately, if you want your slave to be fat, you actually have to feed it properly.

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What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

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What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

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How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

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Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

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Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

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A man comes home to find his wife sleeping with another woman. He molests them both.

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Call jets pizza at 8637090999 and say porr cisero is still stuck and shit will go down

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How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

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How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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How many clowns fit in a car? Depends how many get in the car.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares i dying from cancer

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A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

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Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was suicidal.

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Ask me if I'm a rock. Are you a rock? No.

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A new born baby is left alone in his crib after a long day of playing, He gets taken out of his crib for his first meal with his grandparents, he is excited, His grandparents come in and after the usual praising of the child they sit down for dinner, They are having chicken, His mother puts the spoon to his mouth, He chews it and swallows it, It gets stuck in his throat and he suffocates and dies.

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A lumberjack wearing women's underwear under his clothes walks into a bar. Several Canadian Mounties stand up and surround him, compliment him on his cooking and offer to go looking for some wild flowers for his herb collection.

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oh my god! what? i heard this joke the other day and it was hilarious. ok, tell me? actually it doesn't matter i can't remember anyway.

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Straight man: Gays can't have babies so they shouldn't be allowed to have sex. Gay man: But you got a vasectomy last year, so you can't make babies either. The straight man sees the irony, realizes how judgmental he has been and never has sex again because he maintains his opinion that gays shouldn't have sex.

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A one armed blond is in a tree, how to you get her to come down? You wave to her?

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Why did the Asian woman get into a car accident? She didn't pay attention in driver school and sped through a red light and hit a bus that killed 14 children.

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