just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

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what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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taking out the trash... at night

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a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

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what di the black kid get 4 x-MAS nothing

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Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

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Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

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Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

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What's a joke? Funny

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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How did the man open the car? He opened in.

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Chuck Norris Dies.

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Why did the Arab bomb the US? Because it was his job.

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Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

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im a barbie girl in a barbie world !!!! no your not its not phisicly possible for a plastic doll to have any form of feelings !!!!!

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A child walked into the bar. He was promptly asked to leave because he was too young.

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How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house No Neither has he.

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Who should you call when your dad overdoses on Viagra. Child Support

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what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.

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What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Okay, seriously I'm done. I try to make a joke but I don't think I can do it anymore. I'm not funny I'm just a little coward who offers nothing to life. I should just kill myself. Fuck this joke, fuck you.

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Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

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BOB: Hey look its spiderman Spiderman: IT'S MANSPIDER!!! Punch! Kick! Ouch!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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