twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a duck? Purple.

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

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look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

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Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

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Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was tired of working for the man.

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What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

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What did the black man say when he noticed his crack was missing? I guess they fixed the sidewalk while I was at work.

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Why did the lorry cross the road? It was swerving to avoid a small child. Unfortunately the driver's reactions were too slow and he hit the kid. After a week fighting for their life in hospital the child fibaly died. There wasn't a scratch on the lorry though.

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A man walked into a bar. He got drunk. What did u think he'd do, have coke-a-cola? Dumbass.

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They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

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Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

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What's worse than being annal raped by a black man? Well lots of things are but being raped by a guy who has around a 7 inch penis may be hurtful I'm sure being cut open and eaten alive may be worse;)

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Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

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Dave:Hi Mark:Hi

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Roeses are purple violets are green WTF u just stabbed me.

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why did the guy make a deer and and bear mix because he wanted some beer

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A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

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What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

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Justin Bieber

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Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

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