Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: In order to avoid being mauled by a coyote.

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Whats black and blue and doesnt bruise? a bruise.

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What do a carrot and a kangaroo have in common? Nothing...

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Whats Better Than an Anti Joke? sex...

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear turns to the rabbit and says "I have colon cancer."

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3 Blondes walk into a bar. One ducks, the other two are hospitalized with mild concussions

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who's yellow , and looks like a bear? pudsey

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A have a black guy in my family tree. He married my cousin a few years back

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What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Hi, Steve!

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yo mamma's so fat she's fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call a fish without an eye? Impaired of vision.

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Two mice fell into a bucket of cream. They both promptly drowned.

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What's black and white and red all over? A modern abstract painting

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

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Mike and Richard were walking down the street together Richard left because of Mike's garlic breath

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what has genitial warts? me

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Two cows in a field one says Moo the other says, Moo

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Roses are red, violets are blue, they really should be purple.

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Just about everything seeing how the holocaust is not a funny event, but rather enormous tragedy.... Assholes.

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Why doesn't the man like iced tea? Because he likes it hot.

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I mustache you a question. But I'll shave it for later.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is concerned about his fitness and decided to walk to work instead of drive.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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What's worse, a dead baby or an abortion? A dead baby on a bayonet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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