Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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What do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? A surgeon.

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well use a tissue!

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What happened to the fish? It drowned

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what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

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Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

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An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

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Whats the difference between a field of corn and a dead body? The field of corn wasn't killed by severe blood loss and hemorrhaging after it was stabbed in the back, stomach and abdomen 27 times in 1987, where the escaped convicted serial killer buried it beside a river in Northern Dakota.

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Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

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roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

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Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

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Knock knock What?

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guess what what ...

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Q: why did the cookie go to the doctor??? A: because he was sick

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why did the black man attend the AA meeting? his wife told him the only way she would stay with him is if he would attend these meetings, he was an alcoholic and is dying of liver failure.

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What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

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What did the slave say to its master? Nothing meanwhile he and his family had terminal cancer and were worked without pay for 20 years before dying fro, multiple cases of AIDS and infections within thier lungs and mouths.

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Roses are red vielots are blue but they aren't as sweet as you.Can you be my Valentine ny choclate cupcake will you me my choclate

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Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

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I brought a parachute as carry on luggage, I was pulled aside at security and missed my flight.

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How do you get to the store, if your car is broken down? Steal a blind girls bike, she can't ride it anyway!

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Jeff

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Adele walks into the stables

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What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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