- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

Shea's sty....

So a seal walks into a club.

If John had eight apples and he eats three. Calculate the mass of the sun.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

What's cute and smokes? A cute person with a nicotine addiction.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 took sexual advantage of 9.

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

why did the old lady come home late? she got raped.

Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

Q. How do you make your dog stop barking? A. Take it to the grocery store. Replace it with any popsicle in the fridge.

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

That awkwad moment when a homeless man runs naked around a golf cource yelling hears the 19th hole bitches.

My name is Matt and I am homosexual. Just kidding. My names Rick.

Why was the man scared? Because he was being attacked by a giant tiger.

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