Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. why? Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. See how easy it is to save with GEICO.

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Q:What happened when Smokey the Bear was the one who started the forest fire? A: He got arrested just like you would have

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1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

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What's got eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs head.

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Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

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What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

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What did Iran say to Israel? ALLLLAHH

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call me maybe.

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YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

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yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

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How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

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What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

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what did the girl say when she lost her shoe where is my shoe

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Q: What's the best way to eat lasagna A: With a fork, although a spoon is a fine substitute

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A Black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black guy. Its his car.

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What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

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how many blondes did it take to fix a nuclear reactor? 1 she was a black japanese rapist

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Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

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I walk into a bar...

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What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about everything.

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What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

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23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

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DID YOU HEAR THE FBI INVENTED A TELEPHONE THAT THEY CAN USE TO CALL THE DINOSAURS? ITS TRUE! Them DAMN DINOS REFUSE TO PICK UP THEIR CELLPHONES THOUGH! Nero: This is not completely accurate though, a T-Rex called us twice actually, but he just kept roaring, making communication impossible... ...That sad moment when you post a totally non ofensive joke, then to tell you that I might your father, me or one of the sixthy guys that bukkaked your mother which was sucking off a dog and... Anyway problem solved!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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