Is your refrigerator running? Yes. That always nice, you dont want your dairy products to spoil.

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How many illegal immigrants does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Illegal immigrants don't use lights, they'd get caught. Dumbass.

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all jokes aside...

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Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

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Albino African Americans

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What is white And taste like sheep A sheep

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A: What is faster than a speeding bullet? B: Light

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Your momma is so dumb, she failed the IQ test.

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Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

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What is worse than a case of the flu? Finding a dead camel on the highway with a half eaten lollipop in its mouth.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're adopted and Santa Claus isn't real

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What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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my egg roll

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A man is kidnapped shortly after being diagnosed with a new type of cancer in his left hand and is also left handed. When he is dropped off after being kidnapped it turns out a doctor hired the kidnappers to bring him a patient. The doctor notices the tumor is still in a stage where it hasn't spread to the rest of his body. The docter then claims to have a way to remove his cancer with minimal damage to the rest of him. So the doctor pulls out a laser sword and cuts off the man's left hand and says,"There, no more vancer for you!"

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Q: What do you call men at sea? A: Sailors

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What do you give hobos? Febreeze

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Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

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Why couldn't little Timmy turn in his homework? Because on the way to school little Timmy was hit by a bus

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What did the transvestite hooker say when he/she saw a robot fighting a dinosaur? That's strange.

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What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

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Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

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how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

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Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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