so there was a frog a bear and a walrus... i forgot how the rest goes but they all die because of a nuclear holocaust

I just flew in from Seattle, and boy is their airport difficult to navigate.

I walked into temptation yesterday, He said hi.

-Knock, knock. -Who's there? -The pest control guy. -Please leave me alone I'm giving birth.

What did one man say to the other? I'm a Mormon.

guess what im a bitch i have no balls and i can slap your mum in the face

what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer

"We wear pink on Wednesdays"" -Mean Girls, 2004

what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

the little boy got in a ice cream truck he cant sit down anymore

Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

What's black, white, and red all over? Trayvon Martin and George Zimmerman.

Me - "Wanna hear something that will make me laugh?" *giggles* friend - "Sure." teehee if anyone gets it.

Knock knock. Who's there? Screw! Screw who? Screw you.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock-eater.

Whats black, white and dusty? A nuns fan-y because it never gets used

What did the Turkey say on Thanksgiving? Gobble gobble.

How did the black kid pass his exam? He studied.

Whats worse then 10 black men hanging from trees? Kittens

Two condoms walk into a gay bar. The people in the bar are perplexed that two inanimate objects are capable of locomotion.

hello anomonous

Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato

What's black and crunchy? CO-Co PUFFS

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