- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you rub 2 redheads together? Fire.

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

What did the dog say to the cat? I don't know actually

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Both your parents are dead John.

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

Why did? Yes

A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

What group of people do the police target? Criminals.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the first monkey? why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure.

Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

Who visits Satan on Christmas? A dyslexic box.

Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense Microwave

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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