What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

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Me and my friend wanted to burn some calories so we found a fat kid and lit him on fire!

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What did Luigi say to Mario? You look like a fat Mexican

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where's mom I killed her

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What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

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Why can't the Mexican float? He never learned the proper technique as he was not allowed to take swim class.

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Freeza: I am the strongest in the universe! (if you ignore my brother Coola which is much stronger and all...) Goku: You have pissed me off now Freeza, I will now turn into a super Asian and prove to the world that real Asians are actually blonde and blue eyed! (I am sure Goku means Sayans, which is "completely different") Goku: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARG! Freeza: Omg, he... he... is trying to take a dump! IMPOSSIBLE! I will have to find his balls and caress them... Will Goku ever take a shit? Or reach all new levels of constipation during the series? Find out in the next episode of dragon ball z!

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What did the doctor say to the man with cancer? You have cancer.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

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What is the difference between a rabbit and a stick? One lives and one not.

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Wanna hear a joke? women's rights. jaye clenton is a fag.

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david weres the slug gone

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A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? A victim of animal cruelty.

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Q.what has big ears? A.your vagina.

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How do you make a clown happy? You sucks it's dick

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You the same as before? I am being a bit overly cautious I admit that, I would call you, the problem is that while you are either pretty good at pretending to be innocent and all, or actually pretty down to earth, I mean I would probably applaud you for tricking me into believing you are pretty sweet before, but I got my wife and her family to take care off now, its not quite the same getting stabbed in the back anymore,

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There once was a man from Peru, he dreamt he was eating his shoe, he then woke up, took a shower, changed, and drove to work.

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What do you call a black guy that steals a car? A father desperate to save his dying son who doesn't have a car to drive to a hospital

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What is hitlers favorite planet: jewpiter

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What's green, fuzzy, and can kill you if it fell from a tree? A pool table.

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knock knok Who's there The police, I regret to inform you your son was killed in a horrific traffic accident

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Anti Joke

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