- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

Why did the litle boy's hat come off? cause he got hit by a train!

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

What's worse than finding a dead baby in a trash can? -Finding a dead baby in 5 trash cans

Two gay guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would notice...

"Ask me a question." "No" "Cheese" ... "What?"

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

What did Helen Keller name her children? Nothing, since she didn't have any.

What is red? A rock painted red

Why couldn't Jack and Jill climb the hill? Because they were bagels.

A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

So, this joke isn't funny.

Q: What happened when lost John lost his crack cocaine? A: He bought some weed.

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