How can you tell a blonde a brunette and a red head apart? Ask them if that is their natural hair color.

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What do you call this? A sentence in English.

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks.

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What's the difference between a duck? An orange.

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In the North people say "once upon a time." What do people in the South say? "Y'all never gonna believe dis shit!"

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Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

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What did the toilet say when I pooped in it Nothing I just crapped in it

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Reading books

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You know what they say about big shoes? Big socks. You know what they say about big socks? Big feet. You know what they say about big feet? Big hands. You know what they say about big hands? Cancer.

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Why didn't the boy blow out his birthday cake this year? He died last year.

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An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

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why am I writing this...im bored

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Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? "How much?! No thanks, I think I'll shop around."

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what brown, red, and green and smells like poop. diareeha

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There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

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What's funnier than a chicken? nothing.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Hook. Hook who? Who are you Hooking Your Horns to?

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What did the rich man say to the poor man? i feel sorry for you

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How did john walk on the sun? We don't know, he probably burned to death before getting close.

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You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

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Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

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What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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