What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

What's worse than finding a dead baby in a trash can? -Finding a dead baby in 5 trash cans

"Ask me a question." "No" "Cheese" ... "What?"

What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

Two gay guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would notice...

what is brown and sticky? a stick.

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

HITLER IS SO SEXY I WOULD PAY A MILLION DOLLARS TO HAVE SEX WITH HIS DEAD HOT BODY WHENEVER I THINK ABOUT HIM I SPRAY MY SEMEN ALL OVER MY JEWISH SLAVES YUMMY HITLER JUST MAKES ME WANT TO BITE HIS ROTTING PENIS OFF AND FORCE IT IN THE EYE SOCKET OF A JEWISH PERSON AND THEN I CUM IN HIS EYESOCKET

a chinese man pays the full price

I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

Moon: The sun shines bright like a virgin. He must be high..

ur mamas so ugly cause when she looked up at the sky it started to rain

Wanna hear a joke? Your contact list.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Boo." "I don't know anyone by that name. Please go away." -Louis

Why did your ears get blasted with sound? You never turned the volume down..

What is red and bad for your teeth? A BRICK!!

Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

What's a word that describes someone annoying, black, starts with an N and ends with a R? Nagger

Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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