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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How Many Blondes does it take to open a fridge. 1 Because most blondes are smart and can open fridges.

A guy walks into a bar. He has a couple beers, gets in his car and goes home. He got arrested on the way because it is illegal to drink and drive.

Yo momma so fat she should be concerned of contracting Coronary Heart Disease, high blood pressure, type 2 diabetes, abnormal blood fats, metabolic syndrome, cancer, osteoarthritis, sleep apnea, or even obesity hypoventilation syndrome

what did the horse say to the other horse Neigh

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

What do you say to a friend named Alex? The Game

Penis.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

This made my day: The Japanese verb "to drink" is "nomimasu". [L]

Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

How do you know it's a bad day? When your brain does not release a high enough level of seratonin.

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

How do you kill a blonde woman? Shoot her in the head

Whats the difference between a fish and whale? Ones bigger than the other.

In some aspects, a fowl can be compared by many points to the Tyrannosaurus. But it is still comestible.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. I ate it.

Link ate ink to make him sink.

Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

im gey

Why did the courageous young boy always follow his dreams? His IQ sucked.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wow, I screwed up, Give me head.

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