Why did the car slow down? Becuase the driver pressed the break

Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock, knock Who's there? Lemon Lemon who? Lemon know if you want me to say apple again

What's worse than the holocaust? Another holocaust.

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

What do you call a jewish womans boobs? JUBES!

Roses are red, They are also violet, yellow, white, pink, orange, purple, or orange.

Why is French Fries not a Chinese Food? Answer: Because the Chinese people will get offended.

Rishi has popcorn while wass n jess r making jokes on anti jokes

Your Face... It's Beautiful.

Your mom.

Who's looking for judicial toenail clippings?

So lion bites off a mans foot. He bleeds to death.

Q: how do you stop a baby's crying keeping you up at night A: pull out it's wind pipe

Roses are red violets are blue, I more do like pink like the holes are in you.

a korean man with no legs sits on a porch. He has no legs so it's considered standing

when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

A mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." and then the mushroom walks out.

Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

What do you call a dear with no eyes. A mutilated dear.

Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

what happens when chuck norris does a push up. he pushes himself up

Q: What did the lesbian say to her partner? A: We cannot get married in forty five states.

Q: Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench. A: A bench is an object and a mexican is a human being.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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