- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

whats worse than god meaner than the devil. the poor have it the rich need it nothing

What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

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Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

What happens if an unmovable object gets hit by an unstoppable force? To get to the other side.

A man called the police and was later arrested for murdering himself,

My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

WHAT????

How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

why did the boy have to go to the dentist he was hit by a brick

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

Uh, well I think of it as quirky and charming, odd weird, maybe unexpected, I could have looked it up but I am dying of lack of sleep here.

YES! EXACTLY!

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

What's funnier than throwing a baby off a bridge? Everything, if you think that's funny, you're a terrible person.

what is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? dead babies dont stick to the roof of your mouth when you are eating them.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Not the case here, though.

sweating like antoni with a girl

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

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