- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

in superbad, why couldnt seth take off mclovin's face and wear it as his own? no one can. theyre fictional characters in a movie

i was quite upset when my girlfriend called me a peodifile, what does she know, shes only 6.

A black man walks into KFC. the whole room..THE GAME.

A man goes to his doctor and asks: ""What is wrong with me doc? One moment I think I am a teepee, the next moment I a, a wigwam." To which the doctor responds: "I have told you several times sir; you have stage IV pancreatic cancer."

OMG, THIS ACTUALLY WORKS!! 1. Hold your breath? for 5 minutes. 2. Die

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

mirror mirror on the wall who has the most desire of them all? Matt Daly!

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

i was scrolling through the anti-jokes and saw one that just said refridgerator. i laughed. penis.

Cripples are lame.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

What's greasier than a baby? A burger

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

Why the bird can't fly? Because i cutt off his wings.

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

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