Why couldn't the Asian man drive very well? He was blind from birth.

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Doctor Doctor i've got wind can you give me something? Thats not wind the doctor replies thats a rare form of stomach cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I can't really remember the reason, it was about 5 years ago and a lot of things have happened since.

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selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted off in space.

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roses are blue violets are green I am colorblind

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Roses are red, violets are red, Tulips are red, bushes are red.... WTF MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE.

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a duck walks up to a lemonade stand. thats impossible, because nature says that ducks cannot walk.

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None we have mexicans for that

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A horse walks into a bar, and a man says "Hey, why the long face?" The horse calmly turns to him and replies, "Because I'm a horse you drunk moron."

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Q: What do you get if you combine a melody, instrumentation, rhythm, and vocals? A: Um, music, you idiot.

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What did the black man say to the mexican? Hello

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Womens rights

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A man comes home after a long days work. It is late at night and he gets in bed with his wife who is already asleep. Later that night he gets up for a glass of water and returns to the bed room to see that his wife doesn't appear to be breathing and calls 911. He then realizes that this isn't his house and he leaves.

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whats worse then being a black kid with out a father? is not that bad it happens all the time

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"Lassie, Lassie, come quick! Timmy is in the well!" "I'm a dog," replies Lassie. "You folks have ropes, ladders, and opposable thumbs. What the hell could I possibly do to help?" With that final act of disobedience, Lassie was turned into fertilizer.

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Q: Why couldn't the ginger play soul music ? A: He couldn't hit the right notes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was standing next to you.

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Why did i get some thing to eat? Because i was hungry.

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A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't: 9 was a dick.

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Math Quiz! If sally was born on September 18th, 1997, how old will she be on her birthday? Leave your answers on her grave tomorrow.

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What did the retard say to the other retard.. hey timmy how was work?

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How do you scare a black man? Burn his house down.

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Why did the black girls wear fancy clothes to the mall? Public nudity is considered a crime in many parts of the world. It would be advisable to wear clothes in public areas, so as to avoid being arrested.

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Anti Joke

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