Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

How do you make a japanese man horny? Mutilate his girlfriend

whats purple, extinct, and smells like children? barney

How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

What's pink and shaped like a V? A pink V.

What is blue and on the bottom of the pool. A drowned baby

Did you hear the joke about the Israeli guy with the cruise missile down his pants? Me neither. I hope it's a good joke.

What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? the NBA

Whatsthe difference between a pile of dead babies and a chicken? Chickens don't make me laugh.

What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

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How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

Why did the banana explode? Because it was a grenade!

Why were the kids screaming? They were being chased by a giant ferocious spiny lobster.

What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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