- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? penis in penis in who? penis in you

Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

Why did the Japanese piliot crash into the ship? Because he has motion sickness and puked all over the wind shield making it so he can't see.

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

Doctor Doctor! I think i'm epileptic! I'm not the Doctor, I'm the receptionist. You're a hypochondriac, now wait in the Que, like everybody else Mrs. Davis.

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

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What do you call an Ex-Penn State coach who is anal to young boys? - Strict

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

Q: What do Ethiopians eat at night? A: Nothing.

whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

A black guy walks into his bar. So he pays his tab and couldn't have been more coureious.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

If you're having girl problems, I feel bad for you, son... Because I can empathise with you, and it's not a very nice situation to be in. Hope you work it out.

A guy takes out his club and hits a baby seal with a fine for $50 for littering and threatens to smash the seal's favorite ceramic figurine with the club if he doesn't pay the fine. The man is a park ranger and takes littering very seriously.

Q: Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory? A: It's hard to say. HR can not discuss the details of her termination, and the blonde signed a non-discloure agreement. She has since relocated to Biloxi with her family and is doing quit well.

Why did the black man have to stand in the bus? All of the other seats were taken.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Roses are red...

Two scientists walk into a bar, the pair walk up to the counter and the first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have some H2O too." 10 minutes later, the second scientist dies.

What did the terminally sick child dream of? I dont know. He never woke up to tell me.

Your mother is so ugly that I removed her from my friends list on Facebook.

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