Somebody has robbed your house, how do you gather evidence? Look for traces of watermelon or chicken bones.

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virgian Hawk

Poop!!

roses are red violets are blue that's just the way god made them

Whats an Anit-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

a man walks in to a bar. he says oww.

Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally has a burning hatred for dairy products.

Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

Chuck Norris is dead......

Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

yo mamas so fat whenever she wears a pink bathing suit people say "look at that fat lady wearing a pink bathing suit!

Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

What happens when a black guy jumps you? Well its no diffrent to when anyone else jumps you!

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

Where's my tractor?

What african eat for christmas Sand.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? George Bush

Its behind you like if you looked behind

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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