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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A boy orders a sandwich at a restaurant. He then questions the cashier about it. Boy: Excuse me, Why is my sandwich so bad? Cashier: Sorry, none of our women cooks were in today.

What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

Say this to someone: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. Why was 7 afraid of 9? Because 9 was black.

Justin Bieber hits puberty

Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

Three Black men smash windows to enter a house. They're firemen and are rescuing a young child...

Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

What do you call a man looking at Anti jokes on this ? you

How do you get your girlfriend's yapping Chihuahua to be quiet? Throw it through a window.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there?

Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? The Light was red.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was staples to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure

What do you get when do you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence.

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

What's the difference between white and black? White is Caucasian and black is African-American.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

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What's big and grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

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