what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

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What do you call an African American witch doctor dressed in ceremonial robes flying a plane? A Pilot.

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Girls Lacrosse.

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I am aware that my positivity makes me do some bad mistakes, but if negativity is the alternative I will keep taking my chances.

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? The person who made that "joke" down there has no life ?

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Latvian guy said to the other latvian guy: ''Why did the chicken cross the road?'' The other latvian guy responded: ''In truth, i do not know. I have not seen chicken in 10 years. The last time was before the red army plundered my village. I can still hear all the screams from the women being raped. But, back to question. Where is this chicken you speak of? I have not eaten in days and my wife and children are close to starvation aswell''

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How many kids with A.D.D. does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride?

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A sober Irish individual.

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So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

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Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

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How to confuse a dumbass: see next post.

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Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

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Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

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Q: What do Ethiopians eat at night? A: Nothing.

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whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

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What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

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The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

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What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

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A miserable man committed suicide.

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What goes 100 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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