- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock knock." "No."

Chuck Norris' balls were so big that he went to the doctor to get them checked on and it was discovered that he had testicular cancer.

What's the difference between a woman and the Universe ? One is full of mysteries mankind may never understand, the other is, well, the Universe.

Friends are like snowflakes, they go away when you pee on them.

Why was the boy sad? Because his family was raped and stripped of their possessions

knock knock ? Who's there ? idunnop idunnop who ? Eww you've done a what?!

How many Black People does it take to change a lightbulb? One. Changing a lightbulb is a very simple task.

A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy are all sitting on a park bench. They share several minutes of uncomfortable silence due to cultural differences.

Who the heck do you think you are?! Ally...duh

Q. what is the most amazing animal in the world? A. MULLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Two Jews walk into a concentration camp. One goes to work and the other one gets gassed.

If the camel has seven toes and the armadillo has thirteen, why does your mom pleasure herself to a picture of George Clooney ?

Why are you on anti joke? Because your not funny enough to make your own jokes

What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

Why did Timmy pass his chemistry exam? Because he studied.

Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

Two nerds walk into a bar. The effects of alcohol do not discriminate based upon the social status of said consumer.

What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

A pirate walks into a doctors office with ship's wheel attached to his crotch. Pirate: "Arrrrrr, do ya accept Kaiser Permanente?" Doctor: "Yes, but there's a $20 co-pay."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

Why was the Black man running with a T.V.? Because he had just purchased a new LCD FlatScreen from BestBuy, and a torrential downpour had just began and he didn't have a free hand to hold up his umbrella.

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