so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

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Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i have Alzheimers, Roses are red

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Q: How do you stop a hobo from stealing your money A: You steal the hobo

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse said nothing because it doesn't understand human language.

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Question: why did the pilot crash the plane? Answer: because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

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what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

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Why did the fat kid fall of his bike? The skinny kid pushed him off!

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why are black people good at sports? because i f***ed your mom

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A blonde, red head and brunette decide the jump off a cliff....... They all die

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Why did the black man walk into a bar? To order a drink.

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What's worse than having two girlfriends at once? Seven. Seven girlfriends.

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What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

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Why couldnt Jimmy ride a bike? refrigerator

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A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

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What's awesome and looks like a pumpkin? An awesome pumpkin.

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How does he keep getting girls to sleep with him? Bear-traps..

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Why couldn't the Chinese women see... It's because she just got into a terrible car accident and suffered a rental detachment in both eyes. Follow up question, why was the Chinese women even allowed to drive?

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Why did the car's airbag go off? He hit a boy eating his ice cream

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Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

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eden stop

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Cancer.

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you know what is so funny hillary clinton!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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