guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

Your mom is so old that she has a lot of wrinkles because that's what happens to people when they get old.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

One out of every 3 smokers dies.................. the rest gain immortality.

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

How do you get a baby into a bowl? Use a blender. How do you get the baby out of the bowl? Tortilla chips.

A bar walks into a man

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

What the the newly born male dog get for his first birthday? A loss of two testicles.

How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

Stop with the 9/11 jokes guys. They're just plane stupid.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

how do u drown a blond you put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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