- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

What do you call a donkey on Christmas? a donkey.

a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

Why couldn't the Asian couple have a white baby? Because two Wongs were mixed up in the paperwork so as a result the other Wong family ended up getting the child.

God

what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

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Q. What do you call a child with no friends or family A. Adopted

What did the teapot say to the teacup? Nothing. Teapots and teacups are inanimate objects, therefore, cannot speak.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

What does a kid with no arms and legs get for christman.... Cancer...

so your in a room with mickey mouse and the lights go off, how did the lights go off mickey mouse turned them off

What is yellow and writes? -A Ball Point Banana!

Q: Why did the girl have dirty knees? A: Cause she was dragged through the forest and raped.

How many Hairdressers does it take to change a lightbulb. Usually one.

Rush Limbaugh

What do you call a needy person? A person whos needs need needs.

Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

A rooster is standing on top of a pointed bird house. He lays an egg. Which side does the egg fall, the left or the right? I don't care, I'm a vegetarian.

Anti-Joke Memes Are Obviously Not A Thing

Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people nit make the mistakes he did

What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

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