Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

Justin Bieber.

What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

man: im hungry can i have a sandwich wife: go make one man: then what are you gonna do

What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

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a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Guess no ones home.

A brown park bench was bought. After multiple years the color had faded, and the bench was no longer the same shade of brown.

A man sees the most beautiful woman he's ever seen on the street. He takes her into a dark alley and r.apes her.

Where does a blind person drive a car? Into a tree.

A man reaches to grab a womans chest and then realizing hes gay, backs off and everyone goes home happy

SpiderMan, under that mask and your superhero clothes who are You really? Under these clothes, I...Am.... naked

A man walks into a bar but didn't say anything because he is mute.

A black man and a white man walk into a bar, "what will it be" said the bartender. Milk, chocolate milk.

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If Selfish Sam has twelve cookies and Tricky Todd asks for three then how many cookies does sam have left? Twelve. Remember he's selfish

Skrillex.

What did the wife get her husband after they had intercourse? A sandwich, because she loved him and knew he was hungry.

Benjamin Frankin was playing with his Xbox...

Why did Lucy fall out of the tree? Because she sting by a wasp.

Have you tried african food? No. Neither have they!

1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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