- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get if you put a baby in a microwave? an erection

Where's the best place to buy moon bars? Michael Toal

Friend's sister: how many seconds are in 12 o'clock Friend: alot Friend's sister: WELL THEN 12 O'CLOCK IS A REWERJAJSBDKDJDHRJRJFHFKRJRIDBDKSBSDJ slams door

i went to the bar. soon after i entered the bar i got kicked out. why? becuase i'm seventeen.

shut up kobe!

what's grosser then 1000 babies stapled to a tree?? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees

Person 1: 'Ask me if I'm a tree' Person 2: 'Are you a tree?' Person 1: 'No.'

I was strolling along the countryside and saw 2 niiggers peacefully hanging from a tree

A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

Why didn't the giraffe go to the zoo party? He didn't receive an invitation.

Scientists have discovered that the state of your hunger can affect what you say. For example, whether you choose to say ‘I’m hungry,’ or, ‘I’m not hungry,’ is based upon how hungry you are.

"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

Dude man, I'm high...

As they went down the hill Jack tripped on a rock, falling breaking many bones including his neck. In all the hysteria, Jill fell too, however she landed on a rock and now has severe dementia. This was all for a pail of water.

What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

A black man walks into a bar. His parents were immigrants from South Africa.

Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

Why do cats have eyes? So they can see.

What's funnier than the holocaust? Just about everything seeing how the holocaust is not a funny event, but rather enormous tragedy.... Assholes.

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with a live one crawling out.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender goes why do you have a cane? The man goes "I'm blind."

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jason. Jason who? The person who is answering the door hears a chainsaw start up and suddenly realizes that Jason is the murderer from Friday the Thirteenth. The person goes and gets their shotgun, ready to blast Jason's head of when he breaks in.

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