Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

What happens when you roll a quarter down the street in Mexico? It rolls for a small period of time but eventually it falls over and stops rolling because quarters aren't able to roll very far on imperfect surfaces.

Why did the goose cross the road? He was playing duck, duck, goose

Knock knock whos there telephone telephone who telephone refiridgerator

What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

Q: why cant elvis draw a picture. A: cause hes dead.

how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

I hate Mondays, the man said as he drove to work. Fortunately for him, it was a Wednesday.

Sharvil has aids 4 times

a homeless man walks into a bar, the bartender and patrons treat him nicely, and sympathize for his current situation.

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Michael Jackson!

What do you call a black pope? Catholic.

Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

Why did the boy with one arm have no friends? He was a cereal killer from Ireland.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was high.

What's greasier than a baby? A burger

Somebody else besides you: what time is it? You: what time is what? SOmebody else: ? What?

What's your guys names?

Invisible Children Foundation.

why did i come to this site i was doing a school easy about the anti-apartheid movement

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Girlfriend: Hey, you know whats the cutest thing ever? COMIC SANS Stabs girlfriend in the eyes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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