- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

Knock knock! Why didn't you use the doorbell?

What did the cow say to the other cow when the boy asked him for something to drink? Probably MOOO! Considering that cows cant say anything except for that

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is a chicken and is not intelligent enough to know that he is about to be hit by a bus while hopelessly searching for food under an elderly man's nose.

What's funnier than throwing a baby off a bridge? Everything, if you think that's funny, you're a terrible person.

sweating like antoni with a girl

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men

A thief stole a calendar. Later, feeling guilty, he returned it to its owner, admitted his misconduct, and went to a local minimart to purchase his own.

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

what is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? dead babies dont stick to the roof of your mouth when you are eating them.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Not the case here, though.

Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

We can never ask enough hypothetical questions, can we? Well?

what's the difference between a pogo stick and a traffic cone? well for starters, traffic a cones main function is to cordon off areas or alert drivers to certain areas of road that are not to be breached and pogo sticks are used as toys to heighten bouncing. I'll stop here but the list goes on.

Teacher: which vegetable makes your eyes water? Student: Any vegetable. Teacher: How? Student: Just rub any vegetable in your eyes and see what happens.

Why did the boy throw his clock out the window? After hours of waiting for the perfect victim, the boy spotted an elderly woman walking down the sidewalk. The clock barreled through the air, hitting the old woman on the head at extremely high speeds. She was immediately killed on contact.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in a van headed to the slaughterhouse.

Roses are red Pickles are green I leik ur legs and whats inbetween

Yo momma so fat that when she sat on the bible jesus poped out.

A black man,a Hispanic man, and a white man are in a race. The white man wins because he took steroids and used somebody else's urine for the drug test.

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