- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have alzheimer's, cheese on toast

whats black and strange a paki

What is three times more dangerous than war? Three Wars.

Q: what's red, green and goes over 100 miles per hour? A: a frog in a blender

Yo momma so fat,she went on a diet and now exersizes regularly

i like my coffee like i like my women... Without a penis

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is dead. What's worse that that? It's eating it's way out. What's worse than that? It made it. What's worse than that? It went back in for 2nd's.

Every human being has some kind of penis <3

What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

what did the addidas sign say to the nike sign? I'm all in

why are you reading this? You are bored out of your mind and don't want to do you're homework. and now that you read this, you will realize what you're doing and will now get back to work.

What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.

POOP.....People Order Our Patties

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

Whats worse than peeing blood? Dying.

What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

Roses are red, violets are black, you better watch your anus, cause jimmy is back!!

This is a joke only for males: Walk into any semi busy public restroom. Stand at the urinal for about 30 seconds to a minute acting as though you cannot find your penis. Make sure you have the attention of at least 2 other urinators and then exclaim quite loudly "I can't find it!" then walk out.

Three women are sitting in a bar. One is drinking beer, one is drinking wine and one is drinking vodka. Which one is the widow? The one whose husband is dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because lately the posts on "anti-joke.com" have not been anti-jokes. Not even a little.

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