what is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? dead babies dont stick to the roof of your mouth when you are eating them.

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men

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A thief stole a calendar. Later, feeling guilty, he returned it to its owner, admitted his misconduct, and went to a local minimart to purchase his own.

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Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

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What's funnier than throwing a baby off a bridge? Everything, if you think that's funny, you're a terrible person.

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What do you call a 3 legged dog on a red unicycle? An unlikely set of circumstances.

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what's the difference between a pogo stick and a traffic cone? well for starters, traffic a cones main function is to cordon off areas or alert drivers to certain areas of road that are not to be breached and pogo sticks are used as toys to heighten bouncing. I'll stop here but the list goes on.

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A black man,a Hispanic man, and a white man are in a race. The white man wins because he took steroids and used somebody else's urine for the drug test.

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Roses are red Pickles are green I leik ur legs and whats inbetween

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Why did the boy throw his clock out the window? After hours of waiting for the perfect victim, the boy spotted an elderly woman walking down the sidewalk. The clock barreled through the air, hitting the old woman on the head at extremely high speeds. She was immediately killed on contact.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in a van headed to the slaughterhouse.

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Yo momma so fat that when she sat on the bible jesus poped out.

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Teacher: which vegetable makes your eyes water? Student: Any vegetable. Teacher: How? Student: Just rub any vegetable in your eyes and see what happens.

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do you have a wife?

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What's the difference in a red sports car and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a red sports car in my garage.

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What do you call a black kid with no parents? A black orphan.

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I just drank a cola.

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Three black men were walking...

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Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

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whats worse than god meaner than the devil. the poor have it the rich need it nothing

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what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

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What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

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Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

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Anti Joke

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